In a distant, but not so unrealistic future, where mankind has abandoned earth because it has become covered with trash from products sold by the corrupt and powerful multi-national Buy N Large corporation, WALL-E, a garbage collecting robot has been left to clean up the mess.....blah.blah.blah.blah.blah.blah.
[link]...IT'S GREAT. The movie is GREAT. Period. If you still haven't seen it, then what the heck are you waiting for. I mean see it now....NOW!

Sorry for that intro. I was a bit out of line. But I know Wall•E, and I'm sure you all agree with me, is PIXAR'S best work yet. At first I was disappointed of knowing Pixar made this instead of The Incredibles 2 (if there is such a project...I really hope there is), but after seeing Wall•E I was literally blown away. It's just too charming, too perfect that even Dreamwork's Kung Fu Panda looks like crap.

As always, I read reviews of any movie in RottenTomatoes.com and was pleased it got a 97% score (But if it were me I give it a MILLION Percent!...haha just kidding...or am I?). A lot of critics seems to love this little robot, except for a handful of Critics. You know even though they're just a few people who are entitled to their own opinion like the rest of us, I can't help loathing what they said about Wall•E. For instance, Stephanie Zacharek, a Top Critic from Salon.com, said,

"The picture feels weirdly, and disappointingly, disjointed, something that starts out as poetry and ends as product."

I have no idea what she meant. The picture feels weirdly? Hello? It's the future. It has to be weird in our perspective. And about that becoming a product, I don't even wanna go there. And there's this guy Christian Toto from The Washington Times,

"WALL*E begins with all the comedic splendor of a Charlie Chaplin film, but quickly devolves into a rickety bore."

Rickety Bore? What's this guy, a Robot hater? How could anyone hate Wall-E? (Refer to my I_LOOK_SO_SAD deviation for reference of his cuteness). And lastly here's from Brian Orndorf of Sci-Fi Movie Page,

"While Wall-E dances whimsically, it's a plodding, frighteningly hypocritical, and forbidding film that trips over its fogged intentions at every dreary turn."

Hmmm, very poetic. Prodding. Frightening. Hypocritical. Forbidding. Every dreary turn. A lot of very strong words.... I don't get it. What he said is exactly the opposite of what I think of Wall-E. Maybe the reason why he hated Wall-E so much is he thought the show was real. Yep. Probably that is the case. The moment he found out the movie was actually CGI, he went kookoo. Can't blame him though. I want Wall-E to be real too but it's no reason to go crazy over with.

Well, personally, I can't concisely express in words the awesome magnitude this film's impact on my very soul. To simply put it, it's a Hollywood Treasure. They should put Wall-E's tracks in the Hollywood walk of Fame, don't you think?

For the rest of you, post your opinions of Wall-E, may it be negative or positive. I promise I won't Zap my lazer on you.

-EVE